Joke D'joure

President Achmadinajhad calls up former predident Bush. "George, last night I had a dream"
"Really" says Bush "What was your dream?"
"Well, in it I saw all of America looking more glorious than ever, and each beautiful house had a banner hanging from it."
"So what did all those banners say?" asked the former President
"Each one said 'United States of Iran'" answered Mahmoud.
"Well, it's funny you should call because last night I had a dream too"
"Really?" asks Achmadinajhad "What was in your dream?"
"I saw the entire country of Iran, beautiful as ever, and each house had a banner hanging from it."
"You too! What did the banners in your dream say?"
"I don't know" answers Bush "I don't read Hebrew"