In Honor of Yaakov Starting School

The Pharmacist’s Monday Morning:

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the Pharmacist. He insulted me terribly
this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would
even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the Pharmacist and
demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the Pharmacist told him,
"Now, just a minute Sir, listen to my
side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
getting up. I went without breakfast and
hurried out to the car, only to realize that I'd locked the house with
both house and car keys inside and had
to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I
got a speeding ticket. Later, when I
was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire."

"When I finally got to the store, a bunch of people were waiting for me
to open up. I got the store opened
and started waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was
ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash
register drawer to make change, and
they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees
to pick up the nickels and the phone
was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash
drawer, which made me stagger back
against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it and half of
them hit the floor and broke."

Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up. I finally got back
to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a Rectal
thermometer.

Believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.